I started writing a post on the way to work this morning, but have been way too swamped* to get back to it, so instead I’m just going to lift a meme from MsP. After all, rare is the day that someone presents a meme that I don’t immediately steal.
*How swamped, you say? So much so that I didn’t even have a chance to go buy a sandwich for lunch until 20 minutes ago — at 3 p.m.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? Work: buildings in Chicago reflected in The Bean; home: my old man cat, sticking his head out of a paper bag he’d climbed into (it’s really cute).
Q. How many televisions you have in your house? One.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Both/either — it depends on the task.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Just my wisdom teeth.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? A big bag of potting soil.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? Nope, but like MsP, I too have passed out right on the sidewalk.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Gah! Never!
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I have no idea — I’ve never wanted to change it.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Light aqua blue.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Not that I can recall off the top of my head.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Why not?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yeah, sure. I mean, I like blogging, but I think I’d like $50K more.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? I’ve seen me naked, and there is no chance that anyone would ever pay a quarter million dollars for me to pose.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Depends how hot. Tabasco, probably. One of those crazy habanero sauces? No way.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? I’m pocket-less at the moment.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? It was OK. I liked it less than some people I know and more than others.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Hardwood.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? People sit in the shower? Really?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Four or five, I think.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you? Mom.
Q: Last person who called you? Work: Tabitha; Home: Mom
Q: Person you hugged? Julia, I think.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? 8
Q: Season? Fall.
Q: Color? Green.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone? Of course.
Q: Mood? Stressed.
Q: Listening to? Someone else’s overly-loud speaker phone conference call.
Q: Watching? The clock.
Q: Worrying about? Too many projects, too little time.
Q: Wearing? Gray pants, black sweater, loafers.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? To the metro to get to work.
Q: What can you not wait to do? Have a four-day weekend, but that’s not ’til next week.
Q: Do you smile often? No, or at least not as much as people seem to think I should.
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